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"As the crust cradles the cheese, so too does
the Zaman cradle your heart."
			- zabok 12:91

## Introduction

Good evening fellow 'Za lovers. I am called to
write this most important text file to quell
the uprising that has been taking place within
our "Za Lover Emporium" news group. The 
conflict has been radically getting out of 
hand and I am taking it upon my self to affirm
the true Za Lover's beliefs and discredit the
malicious and misguided "Pizza Eaters", "Lazy
Dads", "Za Mockers", and "Vegetarians."

This text file aims to provide a strict code
of conduct that all true 'Za Lovers should
aim to follow lest they be cast down the
many dark paths of false 'Za appreciation.
I release this information unto you all, free
of charge and with zero rights reserved, as
it is the ethics of 'Za culture that one shall
slice up and share "the goods" (zabok 23:11).

Before I begin I want to address another major
issue within the 'Za community: The 'Za
Anarchist movement started by my brother
Harold. Yes, I will say he is a true and
through 'Za lover as is everyone in my family
, but his dedication and devotion to the 'Za 
has driven him mad with frenzy and he is now
little more than a barbarian enjoying 'Za
for pleasure only, and learning nothing from
it. For one, they don't care if the cheese
slides off the slices as you bite into it.
That is reason enough to know of their 
reckless and dangerous ways.

I will address these issues and many more in
this text file. For now, I begin.

## Incantation

Pizza inside us,
Your goodness throughout us,
Without you we are nothing.

All foods put into one,
Bedded in heavenly marinara,
We beseech your taste.

Give us this day our pepperonis,
and withhold from us the anchovies.

Forgive our mistakes
when we take the last slice,
as we forgive those who do the same.

And lead our hearts towards moderation,
and keep us from Barbary and gluttony.

Amen.

## Section I
	# Sub-Section A (Introduction)

Before I get to the meat and cheese of this
article, I want to make clear the vocabulary
I will employ here on out. I beg your
forgiveness as my golden days on the fore
front of 'Za development were many many years
ago and as such my vocabulary may be somewhat
archaic.

	# Sub-Section B (Glossary)

	'Za : The scientific, holy, and
accurate term for the one true food source
called "pizza" by the laymen. As the Hebrews
believe Jesus's true name is YHWH, we too
believe the true name of pizza to be 'Za.

	Zaman : A holy man who has professed
his life to the 'Za way of living, focusing
on order and moderation as well as wisdom.
He prefers the sacred original "pepperoni
and cheese" pizza, and regards all other
kinds of pizza akin to a bible filled
with colored pictures of the stories to
retain the attention of children

	Barbarian : A fanatic 'Za lover.
While their love of 'Za is true and honest,
their practices are to be discouraged. They
have claimed their piece of the eternal 'Za,
but are no wiser for it. They eat any kind
of 'Za in any way from any place. Their love
knows no bounds. Some say their extreme 
eating habits are a form of blasphemy.

	Pizza Eaters : Despicable beings.
They enjoy the 'Za, sure, but they do not
truly love it for what it is worth. They
hypocritically enjoy "pizza parties" while
at the same time discard the crusts of their
slices. They are liars and should be avoided
at all cost.

	Lazy Dads : Akin to Pizza Eaters but
less precocious. Also not true 'Za lovers,
but do their acts of heresy in the dark and
lonely corners of their houses when they
order a 'Za for themselves in the late hours
of the night, eat as they feel, and discard
the box in an atrocious manner. Lazy Dads
have potential and should not be ignored.

	Za Mockers : Sociopathic psychos who
go out of their way to make fun of those who
truly enjoy 'Za. Destroy any you see.

	Vegetarians : Just a waste of time.
	
## Section II